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  1.                      HILLARY'S HEALTH-CARE DICTIONARY
  2. Artery                        the study of paintings
  3. Bacteria                      the back door of a cafeteria
  4. Barium                        what doctors do when patients die
  5. Bowel                         a letter like a,e,i,o,u
  6. Caesarean Section             a neighborhood in Rome
  7. Cat Scan                      searching for kitty
  8. Cauterize                     made eye contract with her
  9. Colic                         a sheep dog
  10. D & C                         where washington is
  11. Dilate                        to live long
  12. Enema                         not a friend
  13. Fester                        quicker
  14. Genital                       not a Jew
  15. G.I. Series                   a soldier ball game
  16. Hangnail                      a coat hook
  17. Impotent                      distinguished, well-known
  18. Labor Pain                    getting hurt on the job
  19. Medical Staff                 a doctor's cane
  20. Morbid                        a higher offer
  21. Nitrates                      cheaper than day rates
  22. Node                          was aware of
  23. Outpatients                   a person who fainted
  24. Pap Smear                     a paternity test
  25. Pelvis                        a cousin of  Elvis
  26. Post Operative                a letter courier
  27. Recovery Room                 a place to  do upholstery
  28. Rectum                        darn near killed 'em
  29. Seizure                       a Roman Emperor
  30. Tablet                        a small table
  31. Terminal Illness              getting sick at the airport
  32. Tumor                         more than one
  33. Urine                         opposite of you're out
  34. Varicose                      nearby
  35. Vein                          conceited